Best-selling author Robert Munsch, whose books you probably read as a child, has admitted that he loves the Devil’s Dandruff or the Columbian Marching Powder or as I like to call it, “Breakfast”.
Munsch not only admitted to loving the pure white snow, but he also loves the booze and says it’s all a result of his bi-polar disorder. He claims that he’s been clean for four months.
I think this is just plain sad all around.
For starters, sniffing the white goddess and chugging the tequila has clearly worked well for him. I mean, his books are amazing. I think the cocaine and booze should take full credit for that. Now that he’s sober, his books are probably going to suck.
Second, why don’t we get to see pictures of Robert Munsch flashing his bare crotch outside of a club in L.A. or falling all over himself while stumbling out of a bar at 4 a.m? We get the Lindsay’s, the Paris’, the Mischa’s and the rest, but I’d much rather see this guy all messed up.
Anyway, I’m hoping he gets back on the good stuff and continues to write amazing stories for kids and grown ups alike. He should try and incorporate the things he loves in his personal life to his stories! Kids need to learn at a young age how much cooler they would be if they snorted, injected or just rolled around in huge piles of drugs. These are important life lessons people – and someone needs to teach the children.
(courtesy of The Calgary Herald)
