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My ears are bleeding
princessconsuelabananahammock | Celebrity Gossip, I don't get it | 05 18th, 2010 |

Remember Chris Klein?  He was in all of the American Pie movies (except maybe the last 18 of them) and was at one time betrothed to Katie Holmes, who is now officially a robot.

This video shows Chris (and his unbelievably scary bug eyes) auditioning for a role in Mamma Mia.  WTF.  I really don’t know if I can believe this is real.  The moment he opened his mouth to sing, my ears started gushing blood and now I’m drenched.  Sick shit.

If this is real, it’s no wonder he never got a part in the movie.  What they don’t show is the producers head exploding behind camera.  If this isn’t real, well, it’s not even funny so I have no idea what the point of it would be.  Either way, if you’re nursing a killer hangover this morning, don’t watch this video.  You could very well die.

At least he can console himself with knowing that his ex-girlfriend’s husband is a gay fish.  Because if there’s anything Tom Cruise loves, it’s fish sticks.

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