Remember Chris Klein? He was in all of the American Pie movies (except maybe the last 18 of them) and was at one time betrothed to Katie Holmes, who is now officially a robot.
This video shows Chris (and his unbelievably scary bug eyes) auditioning for a role in Mamma Mia. WTF. I really don’t know [...]
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May
17
I just puked in my mouth a little.
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05 17th, 2010 |
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So here’s Playboy Playmate Jenna Bentley (yeah I have no idea who she is either) sucking face with… THAT. I have no idea who this guy is but I assume he’s so rich he eats gold (which would also explain that stunning gut). There are so many things wrong with this picture, I don’t even [...]
May
17
Dear Monday, you suck!
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05 17th, 2010 |
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I hate Monday’s. I really and truly do. The only thing that’s good about Monday’s is House but tonight is the season finale so after that, Monday’s will have gone from slightly tolerable to downright hell on earth.
I know everyone complains about Monday’s because apparently everyone hates their job/school/life. I just wanted to throw my [...]
May
13
Hockey is like wrestling – it’s fixed
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05 13th, 2010 |
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I’m currently watching a hockey game between the Montreal Canadians and David (I mean Sydney) Crosby’s team, the Pittsburgh Somethings. So far, just as boring as the last million games of the 2010 Final Hockey Battle.
I am rooting for Pittsburgh (who are losing) because I like Crosby. I think he’s cute and I kind of want [...]
May
12
I am so sick of leggings.
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05 12th, 2010 |
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Everywhere I go nowadays I see girls in leggings. I am so very sick of leggings. They are a direct result of the 1980s and you know what else was cool in the 80s? A band called Flock of Seagulls. And flourescent scrunchies. Not everything from the 80s needs to be brought back into our [...]