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I work in customer service and do site moderation and a whole slew of other things for a well known online dating service.  As I write this, I am in the midst of what has now been a 25 (and ongoing) minute conversation with a man who just does not understand what “Copy and Pasting” [...]

Today’s online dating profile quote comes courtesy of a man I truly hope I never meet in real life.  He scares me quite a bit actually.
Read it and weep:
“I want a woman to shit on me.   I also like to be peed on.  I want to drink your pee and then smell and feel your [...]

This isn’t the guy who wrote the following but I imagine he looks exactly like this.
Anyway, enjoy:
“I am looking for a pretty not overweight woman in her 30’s or 40’s that is sick of housework and would love for a submissive guy like me to do it each week for her. Absolutely no strings attached [...]

Here’s another gem for you from my huge pool of dating profiles.  This girl is just gross.  Was it really necessary to include this in her profile?  I don’t think so…
“If you don’t mind having messy sex when it’s a girl’s time of the month that’s a HUGE plus!”
Really, lady?  That’s all you’re looking for [...]

Wow.  This is the greatest video to hit the internet since whatever came out yesterday.  The best part of this video is the girl victim.  She’s really lost all hope in life, hasn’t she?  She just stands there and takes it like a champ.
I’m not fat but is it general practice for guys to run [...]

I work for a company that owns a whole slew of online dating sites and my main tasks are customer service and site moderation. Needless to say, I see a lot of crazy stuff in my day. A lot of people using online dating sites are actually kind of insane but I came [...]