What is Princess Consuela Banana Hammock?
Princess Consuela Banana Hammock is a blog that covers everything from celebrity gossip, my random musings on work, loves/hates and life, reviews of new albums, movies, concerts and more. It is not a definitive blog on anything – more like a wonderful plethora of awesomeness.
Who is Princess Consuela Banana Hammock?
Well technically, I’M Princess Consuela Banana Hammock. After all, this is MY blog and I can call myself whatever I want. The actual term comes from an episode of Friends where Pheobe decides to change her name to (can you guess?) Princess Consuela Banana Hammock.
Why should I come to Princess Consuela Banana Hammock every day?
You should check this site daily for updates because frankly, I know you have nothing better to do. I will cover all sorts of topics that I know you’re interested in because I’m psychic like that. I can read minds and know what the people want. You, as one of “the people”, will realize that I do in fact know you better than you know yourself and after the initial fear and astonishment subside, you will become a faithful follower. See? PSYCHIC.
