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“All I’m saying is that old people need to be old people. You need oldness. You need to see old people. You need to go “Right, they might have a solution they’ve been on the earth longer. Quick, we need an answer. How old are yer? – I’m 32 – Well you look 78!” “

I work in customer service and do site moderation and a whole slew of other things for a well known online dating service.  As I write this, I am in the midst of what has now been a 25 (and ongoing) minute conversation with a man who just does not understand what “Copy and Pasting” [...]

Today’s online dating profile quote comes courtesy of a man I truly hope I never meet in real life.  He scares me quite a bit actually.
Read it and weep:
“I want a woman to shit on me.   I also like to be peed on.  I want to drink your pee and then smell and feel your [...]

I’d like to wish a very Hippie 40th Barfday to one of the funniest and smartest women in the world, the lovely Ms. Tina Fey.  I stopped watching Saturday Night Live after she left because well, I didn’t see any point.  Tina Fey is a comic genius and the show went into the shitter (and [...]

Remember Chris Klein?  He was in all of the American Pie movies (except maybe the last 18 of them) and was at one time betrothed to Katie Holmes, who is now officially a robot.
This video shows Chris (and his unbelievably scary bug eyes) auditioning for a role in Mamma Mia.  WTF.  I really don’t know [...]

So here’s Playboy Playmate Jenna Bentley (yeah I have no idea who she is either) sucking face with… THAT.  I have no idea who this guy is but I assume he’s so rich he eats gold (which would also explain that stunning gut).  There are so many things wrong with this picture, I don’t even [...]

This isn’t the guy who wrote the following but I imagine he looks exactly like this.
Anyway, enjoy:
“I am looking for a pretty not overweight woman in her 30’s or 40’s that is sick of housework and would love for a submissive guy like me to do it each week for her. Absolutely no strings attached [...]

If you want your mind blown and your senses to explode all over your computer, you must watch this video.  This comes from a little band called Mates of State who happen to be my favourite band of all time.  This is one of their best songs and the video is just plain awesome.
Watch and [...]

Best-selling author Robert Munsch, whose books you probably read as a child, has admitted that he loves the Devil’s Dandruff or the Columbian Marching Powder or as I like to call it, “Breakfast”.
Munsch not only admitted to loving the pure white snow, but he also loves the booze and says it’s all a result of [...]

Here’s another gem for you from my huge pool of dating profiles.  This girl is just gross.  Was it really necessary to include this in her profile?  I don’t think so…
“If you don’t mind having messy sex when it’s a girl’s time of the month that’s a HUGE plus!”
Really, lady?  That’s all you’re looking for [...]